Meet the Stinkyink Team

Andrew Pierce – Managing Director (also answers to "Sith Lord Pierce")

Andy took control of Stinkyink early in 2016, ready to drive us forward, with ideas and creativity flowing. He is a keen Spreadsheet man and Footballer, a formidable combination. Specialising in goals and strategy, he's the Pep to our Messi-tech-team and will keep Stinkyink ticking over at the cutting edge of website and customer service performance. He supports Wolverhampton Wanderers, which we've all managed to forgive him for, so you can too. He's alright, really.

AndyP@stinkyink.com or SithLord@stinkyink.com (yes, really)

Laura Morris – Management Accountant

Laura is an Aston Villa fan. We'll give you a moment to let that sink in and digest....... You okay there, reader? We were shocked too. But it turns out that, as well as possessing a superpower with numbers and finance, she's sickeningly good at golf. So if we're nice to her, maybe she'll teach us. She does have an Aston Villa lunchbox though, I'm not sure we're strong enough.

LauraM@stinkyink.com

Roy Hamilton – Purchasing Ewok

Otherwise known as McRoy, to avoid confusion with our now-retired previous Purchasing Manager of the same name, McRoy keeps our quality products ticking over. A Scotsman in charge of buying, we're aware that truckloads of Irn Bru is on the way, but it's worth it for how low he keeps our prices. He supports Manchester United, plays Fifa and Poker, all while refereeing Ice Hockey in his spare time. Pretty impressive for an Ewok. We'd tell you why he's known as an Ewok, but it's a bit too traumatic for us to relive. #EndorThings #NeverForget

RoyH@stinkyink.com

Kirsty Barlow – Customer Service and Product Manager

Kirsty heads up the customer service and product division at Stinkyink, making sure human's are treated as human's, and products as products. Though entertaining when this gets mixed up, it can be awkward, so she keeps a firm grip on reality whilst keeping us number 1 for customer satisfaction. She's slowly coming to terms with the fact she's not the main Pokemon Master at Stinkyink, but Pokemon Padawan has a nice ring to it.

kirstyb@stinkyink.com

Tara Ward – Customer Service Wizard

Tara handled her first ever issue with "sorry it's not playing cricket". This instantly made her a Stinkyink favourite, and coupled with her outstanding brownies (they're all ours, mwahaha) and knowledge of golf, it's as if she's always been here. She motorbikes, she bakes, and she gets terribly confused by anyone who wears glasses.

TaraW@stinkyink.com

Sophie Haycocks – Customer Services Terrible Baker

We think Sophie is the latest addition to the Stinkyink team, but we're not sure, it feels like she's always been here. A self proclaimed "excellent cook, terrible baker". we're enthusiastically encouraging she practice her baking on us as willing test subjects. Though maybe she's lying and is an excellent baker. Sophie isn't even her real name, so you never know.

Sophieh@stinkyink.com

Rebecca Richards – Customer Services

Scratch what we said about Sophie being the newest member. It's definitely Rebecca, who is now working hard at Stinkyink due to Sophie having a baby! Her name makes her sound like a member of the Fantastic Four, and she's certainly settled into life at Stinkyink like a superhero... though her email address reads like a pirate, which is hard to unread.

Rebeccar@stinkyink.com

Sandra Wilson – Head of Stores

Sandra oversees our despatch department, ensuring all of your orders get processed, packed and shipped the same day you order, each and every working day. With the all-powerful authority relating to how many free-pens and business cards you get with your order, without her there would be anarchy in the stores... Well, maybe not that bad, but she definitely helps.

Sandra@stinkyink.com

Joy Grubb – Head Store Assistant

Joy is Sandra’s go-to woman, with an incredible ability to get things done. A warehouse picking machine, the rate Joy can get through orders really is something to behold. With a keen eye for accuracy and attention to detail, Joy is also making herself a name as a website critique, frequently pointing Matt towards the latest issue to be addressed. Looking to get to know Joy? Just mention photo paper and she can talk to you for hours, she loves the stuff.

Joy@stinkyink.com

Jenny France – Store Assistant

If it needs picking or packing, then Jenny is the woman for the job. Faster than a speeding bullet, Jenny helps to ensure your ink gets out of the warehouse and on the road in a jiffy!

Jenny@stinkyink.com

Matthew Bird – Research, Marketing and Analysis

Matt is our resident statistician. He keeps customers up to date with our helpful money-saving tips and user guides, coupled with number-crunching to find that next big opportunity. Received an email? It's from him. Been annoyed by an ad? Yup, that infernal Matt. His only photoshop skills involve hamsters and it's a little known fact that, somewhere on Stinkyink, there is a hamster hidden and waiting to be found. Good luck.

Matt@stinkyink.com

Richard Grundy – Head of Development

Rich heads up our very own geek squad to ensure our website and back end systems are the best they can possibly be. We wanted something witty here but Rich would remove it anyway, abusing his website power.

rich@stinkyink.com

Ollie Wallbank – Design and Development

Oliver! Oliver! Never before has an employee designed more. Right, now that song is in your head, Oliver (Ollie) is our grandiose designer and techie at Stinkyink. Usability, accessibility and inclusivity enthusiast, if he's not busy with one of his -ity's he is off lecturing about design and development. Particularly skilled at taking terrible sketches and making them pretty for Matt.

OllieW@stinkyink.com

You, our beloved Stinkyink'ers

Yep - straight for the cliche

You lovely Stinkyink'ers, our customers, are as much a part of our team as any of us. We constantly listen to your feedback and comments, always looking to improve. Don't be put off by our (hopefully hilarious) team bio's, we are a professional team always striving to be better. We have won many awards for our unrivalled product quality, customer service and speed of delivery, but we're always striving for better. You make that possible, so thank you