Meet the Stinkyink Team

Andrew Pierce – Managing Director (also answers to "Sith Lord Pierce")

Andy took control of Stinkyink early in 2016, ready to drive us forward, with ideas and creativity flowing. He is a keen Spreadsheet man and Footballer, a formidable combination. Specialising in goals and strategy, he's the Pep to our Messi-tech-team and will keep Stinkyink ticking over at the cutting edge of website and customer service performance. He supports Wolverhampton Wanderers, which we've all managed to forgive him for, so you can too. He's alright, really.

AndyP@stinkyink.com or SithLord@stinkyink.com (yes, really)

Laura Morris – Management Accountant

Laura is an Aston Villa fan. We'll give you a moment to let that sink in and digest....... You okay there, reader? We were shocked too. But it turns out that, as well as possessing a superpower with numbers and finance, she's sickeningly good at golf. So if we're nice to her, maybe she'll teach us. She does have an Aston Villa lunchbox though, I'm not sure we're strong enough.

LauraM@stinkyink.com

Roy Hamilton – Purchasing Ewok

Otherwise known as McRoy, to avoid confusion with our now-retired previous Purchasing Manager of the same name, McRoy keeps our quality products ticking over. A Scotsman in charge of buying, we're aware that truckloads of Irn Bru is on the way, but it's worth it for how low he keeps our prices. He supports Manchester United, plays Fifa and Poker, all while refereeing Ice Hockey in his spare time. Pretty impressive for an Ewok. We'd tell you why he's known as an Ewok, but it's a bit too traumatic for us to relive. #EndorThings #NeverForget

RoyH@stinkyink.com

Tara Ward – Customer Service Wizard

Tara handled her first ever issue with "sorry it's not playing cricket". This instantly made her a Stinkyink favourite, and coupled with her outstanding brownies (they're all ours, mwahaha) and knowledge of golf, it's as if she's always been here. She motorbikes, she bakes, and she gets terribly confused by anyone who wears glasses.

TaraW@stinkyink.com

Steph Hughes – Customer Service Wookie

We're sorry, Steph can't come to the phone right now as she's HAVING A BABY. Leaving for maternity September 2019, she'll be sorely missed. If the baby isn't called StinkySteve we're going to have words.

StephH@stinkyink.com

Bethan Owen – Customer Service Aficionado

There's never a dull day with Beth around, she always knows how to raise a smile in the office. We asked for interests and likes to go here and her reply was "shooting", so we're going to leave it here and back away slowly...

Beth@stinkyink.com

Sophie Haycocks – Customer Services Terrible Baker

We think Sophie is the latest addition to the Stinkyink team, but we're not sure, it feels like she's always been here. A self proclaimed "excellent cook, terrible baker". we're enthusiastically encouraging she practice her baking on us as willing test subjects. Though maybe she's lying and is an excellent baker. Sophie isn't even her real name, so you never know.

Sophieh@stinkyink.com

Sandra Wilson – Head of Stores

Sandra oversees our despatch department, ensuring all of your orders get processed, packed and shipped the same day you order, each and every working day. With the all-powerful authority relating to how many free-pens and business cards you get with your order, without her there would be anarchy in the stores... Well, maybe not that bad, but she definitely helps.

Sandra@stinkyink.com

Joy Grubb – Head Store Assistant

Joy is Sandra’s go-to woman, with an incredible ability to get things done. A warehouse picking machine, the rate Joy can get through orders really is something to behold. With a keen eye for accuracy and attention to detail, Joy is also making herself a name as a website critique, frequently pointing Matt towards the latest issue to be addressed. Looking to get to know Joy? Just mention photo paper and she can talk to you for hours, she loves the stuff.

Joy@stinkyink.com

Jenny France – Store Assistant

If it needs picking or packing, then Jenny is the woman for the job. Faster than a speeding bullet, Jenny helps to ensure your ink gets out of the warehouse and on the road in a jiffy!

Jenny@stinkyink.com

Glynis Norman – Store Assistant

Ah, Glynis Norman. The fact you can spell 'Angry Lion' from her name is truly ironic, as she's the soft spoken, calm head in our stores. You can almost sense the care and attention that went into her packaging when you open your delivery, and all of our cartridges are better off for it.

Matthew Bird – Research, Marketing and Analysis

Matt is our resident statistician. He keeps customers up to date with our helpful money-saving tips and user guides, coupled with number-crunching to find that next big opportunity. Received an email? It's from him. Been annoyed by an ad? Yup, that infernal Matt. His only photoshop skills involve hamsters and it's a little known fact that, somewhere on Stinkyink, there is a hamster hidden and waiting to be found. Good luck.

Matt@stinkyink.com

Richard Grundy – Head of Development

Rich heads up our very own geek squad to ensure our website and back end systems are the best they can possibly be. We wanted something witty here but Rich would remove it anyway, abusing his website power.

Rich@stinkyink.com

Paul Dann – Web Developer

Paul helps streamline the entire Stinkyink online experience to make sure our website is ridiculously quick and easy. See that button there you just clicked? Paul made it awesome. This very text you're reading? Paul had nothing to do with it, so don't jump to conclusions. Paul hates that.

Paul@stinkyink.com

You, our beloved Stinkyink'ers

Yep - straight for the cliche

You lovely Stinkyink'ers, our customers, are as much a part of our team as any of us. We constantly listen to your feedback and comments, always looking to improve. Don't be put off by our (hopefully hilarious) team bio's, we are a professional team always striving to be better. We have won many awards for our unrivalled product quality, customer service and speed of delivery, but we're always striving for better. You make that possible, so thank you