Stinkyink's Gorilla Caption Competition Feb 25, 2013 14:21 by Matt Bird
We’ve captioned snowmen, we’ve captioned aliens… naturally, it is now time for gorillas! Welcome to the Stinkyink caption competition, giving you the chance to win an iPad mini.
Leave your funniest comment below for free entry into a prize draw to win a shiny new iPad mini (comments take a few moments to appear, so we can check for any monkey business).
Want more chances to win? Get an extra entry for doing each of the following before midnight, 3rd of March:
- Place an order at Stinkyink.com
- Head to Twitter and tweet to @stinky_ink about our competition
- Share our Facebook post about the caption competition
There’ll be two runner up prizes in the form of Stinkyink vouchers for the funniest, most imaginative comments, so get captioning! Good luck, and may we introduce you to Stinkyink’s caption image, starring Mr Gorilla, Roy and Matt.
Our thanks to Film Club for providing the gorilla for our caption, we met him at the BETT education show and he was great. We’ll draw and alert the winners Monday, 4th of March, so good luck captioning and we look forward to your ideas.
Competition details:
One entrant will be chosen at random on March 4th, 2013, to win a 16gb Wifi iPad mini. Customers receive a maximum of one entry for each of the following activities done before midnight March 3rd, with a maximum of four entries per customer: Post a caption on the Gorilla blog or Facebook photo. Place an order at Stinkyink. Tweet about the Gorilla Caption competition. Share our Facebook caption competition post. 2 x Secondary prizes of £20 Stinkyink vouchers for the funniest/most imaginative captions judged by Mr Stinkyink
Kong was fiercely against gay marriage.
it’s Kongs, Bring kids to work day..
Doesn’t look like enough meat on these two … I would rather have a nice piece of Horse
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE BANANAS WHERE UP HERE?
Monkeying around to get you huge discounts at Stinkyink HQ!
“Bloody stupid place to put a printer”
“Insert cartridges in printer… Hmmmm…” The boys really wished Kong hadn’t skipped that optician appointment!
This’ll stop you recommending that dentist again!
i know what the “N” is in stinky ink, its the noise i just made when i turned round
When I said give us a hand with window cleaning this is
Not exactly what I expected .
Terry Christian and Keith Flint got more than they bargained for when they signed up for The View From The Shard.
Stinky Ink-pits aaaaaaaaaaaaah
Either he’s got his teeth in upside down or I have. Tried that with an ink cartridge once…..
Right, just need to open the top of this giant ballpoint and insert these two stinkyink cartridges…
I think I prefer my own dentist!
When we paid £25 to go up The Shard I really expected to go by lift
I only ordered a tube of glue on ebay, honest!
Cop 1: “Have we been photoshopped?”
Cop 2, “Yes…but where have they put the gorilla’s other hand???”
”I don’t WANT to be the fairy on the top of THIS tree, have you seen the size of the point?”
If this is a fibreglass model – why did it just move
Hey! Kong! Dont crush us!
You will never get our ink-stain off….Never mind the Stink!
(Thats warned him)
wow Matt this is an inkcredible view , but we’ll be in a right state if we don’t get the next delivery done… this Gorillas got his his big hands on my package.
Aaaagh! Just watch where you’re putting that finger
Where does the ink go?
Either the world has shrunk or we’ve got really big. By the way, have you met my gorilla?
The Village People were never the same again after this.
I told Gladis in HR to replace that ink cartridge some time ago , are you sure that memo said “go capture Mr Gorilla”
So this is what they mean by ‘Gorilla’ advertising
John was thrilled with his first attempt at photoshop!
This is what happens if you haven’t got enough ink to print out Mrs Kong – should have gone to stinkyink.com!
Ah, for the days when I had a Hollywood blonde in my hand — much more fun that two printer executives!
Looks like Ant & Dec have finally got their just deserves
keep calm and kong on
Placido and Luciano rehearse wacky production of Madame Butterfly.
What do you mean”compatible!”
Your stinky breath or Kong and Stinky Ink – I know which I’d choose!
“IT’S BEHIND YOU!” What is?
“Hey Roy, after that gorilling from the new MD, I think we need to become biceptual!”
Stinkyink cartridges don’t get us in this predicamant !
which one of you two were the last to use the printer ,as its out of ink grrrrrr
“Was this REALLY the only place to get a good wifi signal for the printer? …and by the way, I don’t like the look of yours…”
Your in pain, you want to see where is forefinger is !
I think the re-enactment of “The Mario Brothers meet Donkey Kong” has got out of control, these STINKYINK viral advertising campaigns are getting out of hand, what next? “Jet Set Willy”
King Kong Junior climbs the Shard with his StinkyInk cartridge replacements after mistaking office workers for ‘Cyan and Magenta’. He tweeted to officials that he wanted to win the ‘Ipad Mini’ to facetime his dad at the Empire State Building.
Who’s turn is it to be Fay Wray today?
Mr Gorilla & his trusted companions were on the lookout for a new toilet roll holder for Mr Gorilla’s new batchelor pad.
it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast….oh hang on, no…it was the airplanes
that’s another fine mess you got me into – Ollie ?
The Monkees reunion quickly turned into a disaster when management realised they had booked three random apes from the zoo instead!
I said “REFER A FRIEND! NOT RE-FUR A FRIEND”
“WHAT THE Dell Roy! I said we needed to re -fill- a Xerox and you got the magnifications wrong again!
Lets sing together ” I’m on the top of the world looking down on.creation it’s the only………”
Ding dong King Kong
Roy and Matt quickly regretted getting involved with the ‘Adopt a Gorilla’ scheme.
I CAN”T SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!
They told us no monkey business whilst working…
That’s the biggest stinky one I’ve ever seen!
With stinky breath like that, will be begging Kong to eat me soon!
WILL YOU STOP MONKYING AROUND
I thought you were going to introduce me to your new Thai mate, not primate
Hey lads- “see I told you we could see our house from up here!”
Seems Legit…
This stag party is getting a bit out of of hand,what other surprises have you go planned and you are not telling me about!!!!!!
“I thought you said you were good with Photoshop!!!!”
The Andy Serkis interview was scarier than they had expected.
Ahhhhhh, never thought much about our uniforms But, boy am I glad now the trousers are brown!!
King Kong’s ideas for a new kind of red ink didn’t go down too well with his colleagues in the R&D dept.
When the cops TOWER over you, keep your calm and don’t go APE!
it’s peter Jackson’s boringly long king kong remake… in 3D
Those men really wish they hadn’t watched ANOTHER of his movies!
Hey who farted!
“Oh hell Larry did you just let one go? Hes sure to smell it and go ape”
Argh!!! The monkey is taking us up the tower
The Boyzone cover band auditions weren’t going well.
Did he just do what I think he did ?
we should have gone to specsavers, I thought this was the Lift
“Don’t think were hear to Bunji jump somehow?”
“Just what sort of film are we making?!”
Two’s company, three is a crowd!
At stinkyink.com, there’s free, fast delivery, whatever the order size!!
“Aaaghhh…..he’s got me by the hewlett packards…..!
“That’s nothing…..my printhead’s wrapped around my inkjets…..HELP….!”
See – I’ve still got some Chewit left in my mouth!
And you told me working here would be a doddle…
I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they thought about ‘going gorillas’!
“I told you it was hotter at the top, now put us down!
Realy should have checked those cartridges before we shipped them ??
What’s it got in its pocketses?
Kong is saying Grrrr Grrrrrr GRRRRR.
next time you’re asked for suggestions for a team-bonding exercise, can’t you just say ‘paintballing’ like everybody else?
gee king kong must of ordered the wrong ink cartridges…
I said “Let’s give Stinkyink a try, mate” not primate!!!
It’s Derek I feel sorry for – he wore his banana-coloured overalls to work today
I said ‘I could crush a grape’ NOT ‘get crushed by ape’
I said ‘ I could crush a grape’ NOT ‘get crushed by ape’
ohhhhhhh ding dong
“Ow, Kong’s got me by the….”
Ahhh….wedgy
Two Tenors in a Fist, Good job King Kong hasn’t any ears !
You said you wanted to raise the roof with your special StinkyInk deals, so here goes…the roof it is!
What some apes will do to get their hands on stinkyink
He says he’s not keeping us; he’s returning us to our Benevolent Dictator!!! Aargh!!
The uniform I can live with, but I Googled Gorilla advertising before I took this job and think I forgot to read the smallprint!
‘Nnnnnooo! That’s The Last Time You Arrange a Blind Date For Me!!!!!’ ‘You said that she said her names ‘Prisilla’, not she’s a ‘Gorilla’!!
Watch out mate, he’s trying to put our crown jewels on top of the throne. H E L P!!!!!!!!!!
”
I don’t know Brad,it’s the same every Friday night.These cheeky monkeys just cannot hold their drink these days.Why in my day we could drink through to dawn and still get up for work in the morning.”
Like my new house
K-ink Kong strikes again
Do you think he’ll get us a takeaway.
I told you to check the serial number before ordering a new cartridge
I am sure I left the spare ink cartridges here!
All I said was the mobile phone reception was bad down 5th Avenue.
Don’t look now but I think your mother in laws behind you!
Wher on earth did I leave my scandisk?
Roy and Matt were appauled at the quality of the photoshopped image
Have you seen the price of manufacturer’s ink cartridges? Shocking!
Get a grip, Stinkyinkshop compatible ink is king (kong)!
I’ll never forget where I was the day King Kong threw Paul Scholes and Terry Christian off the top of the Empire State Building…
King Kong evened the score when he caught Paul Scholes and his mate spanking the monkey…
Bet you a monkey it wouldnt happen you said!!!!!
The new ride at Blackpool seems to be going down well!
This is not the time for me to check your molars!!
Why did you say Hi Dad, you fool?
hes not braggin
how many times, i told you their was someone following us ..
What do you mean you dropped the bananas!?!?
So that’s what you were doing while I was busy working – monkeying about!
After his exhausting climb the monkey paused, pondered why he had bothered and cupped his nuts.
And that why we never tell a customer to shove it
God his armpits dont arf stink.
King Pong!
Don’t think Daz is going to cope with my whites after this !
Hey mrs gorilla….Catch!
Gorilla strikes back. Episode III
“AHHHH!!! I’m scared of heights”; “Grow up mate, people would kill for a Gorilla’s eye view”
They were looking for the organ grinder but got the monkey instead.. mind you that monkey could be a real organ grinder. Enough to make your eyes water !
Worst. Photoshop. Ever
Stinky Ink provide a great deal of delivery options
Wow that armpit odour is strong, did you say his name was King Kong or King Pong?
Are you sure this is what the foreman meant when he said for this repair job we’d need a monkey wrench?
Kong chose at random—-
Seriously, we know the diets not going well, but did you have to photoshop yourself to the extent that we look half the size of you kong. Frankly, we find it both unbelievable, and inkreadibly rude!
Kong always carried a couple of ass wipes in case of emergencies
I told you we should’ve read those Terms & Conditions!
Stop panicking Fred! He just wants us to scratch his back.
Don’t think he likes where we inserted the Stinkyink cartridge Fred!
Where’s Sigourney Weaver when you need her?
No you tell him- he needs to use deodorant
At first, space tourism attracted some unlikely hangers on
OK !!!!!
So I said I would’nt mind one as a pet.
mmm…how do I get these bullets into this machine gun?
GO ON, You tell him youve lost the instructions how to tune into digital TV.
So it’s not the ink creatin’ the stink!
And the nominees for the BAFTA is………..
Wrong Kong…phoooeeeee…….
The animation for the new PIXAR movie was looking decidedly dodgy!
mrs kong said you’ve got smelly armpits so go and get some aerosols and he came back with these two ar…holes
Hmm. Rotunda Birmingham 1973 if my memory serves me well
I’m not scared of King Kong, what i want to know is why is that blue Christmas tree perched on my shoulder ?
“I dreamed a dream!”
Told you the customer would go ape if we didn’t send his order on time! What a state of affairs, we don’t want to lose our business empire.
The Gorilla was great ventriloquist and could even move work with two puppets at a time
Will you please just get to the point
‘to the left!’
So consumed were the couple by their ‘who has the largest mouth competition’ they were oblivious to the fact they had been captured by King Kong.
Bill and Ted regretted experimenting with the new 3D printer…
Make your mind up time are you going up or not?
‘When you said we were going to see the city with the biggest swinger in town, this is not what i had in mind!!!’
I thought you said we were going to Hong Kong!!
Kong has captured some proper stinkers!!
Paper jam in Tray 2.
Hey, l hope that’s the monkey in ‘Smellsville’, or your breath is ‘STINKY INKorperated’!
Right, just need to get this gas lighter thing working and well be able to Gorilla screaming human.
Goddamn it Roy, we are going to finish printing these movie posters for Herb! And we’ll donate the proceeds to his wife and kids!
I always thought Gorilla’s had rough hands but these are so soft and sensual!!
The lift to stinky’s new office suite had broken down again and the new concierge was a bit of a gorilla !
THINKING OF GOING ON THE TOP BUT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR ALL
Man 1 : I think we’re toast!!….
Man 2 : Well we ARE under the Gorilla….?
your screaming for nothing look where his finger is
Now do you believe me that I really do own a tardis.
Bill & Ben were surprised to discover what the boss really meant when he said he’d go ape if they didn’t get back to work!
Kong this is not the best way to get a discount are prices are low enough already!!!
When they said they’d feed the animals while Ann Darrow went on holiday, they got more than they bargained for.
Just keep a look out for planes.
The reason they’re screaming is that Kong isn’t wearing his underwear!
This pic is defo one for Facebook !!
King Kong was considering taking it home for Mrs Kong, for those nights when HE had a headache!
I’m not telling him about his BO problem – YOU tell him!
I told you we should have taken the lift!
I thought your said there was a guerilla on the loose
I told you we should not have got into this monkey business!
“when you said the boss would go ape you wern’t kidding were you!!!!!”
you did tell Kong we were out of ink didnt u?
Roy and Matt take a helping hand…. rather than the lift!
Ant and Dec WERE the Gorilla’s Saturday Night Takeaway.
That’s not just stinky ink I’m smelling right now……
urghhh, when you asked if your deodourant should be ball or aerosol , I still expected you to use it on your armpits
Next time maybe you don’t suggest they were too rough inserting the bloody cartridges eh?
I told you not to give him the `drink me’ bottle
next time we get stuck in the lift, lets wait for the engineer
Kong – “You two, there is a time and place to audition for the next series of Glee, this is not IT!!! Arrrggghhh”
Roy and Matt decided it hadn’t been a good idea to monkey around with the orders
Why did Stuart always have to go over the top at Fancy Dress parties?
When you said we were going for a prostrate exam I didn’t know they were going to use that!
I know you said you needed some fresh air, but this is taking it a little too far!
At least we didn’t have to pay the entrance fee to get up here
The new version of Donky Kong was a bit too heavy on the augmented reality !
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”
When he asked for help replacing the ink cartridges, the Stinkyink team didn’t think they’d have to go sky-high to help!
These two would go nicely on top of this spiky thing!
I wonder if this gorilla tastes as good as the horsemeat thats everywhere.
“Its a jungle out there, Matt”
“yeah but when I said I wanted to work my way up I had other thoughts in mind!”
Well I did give you the option of climbing the stairs
Check out my impressive ‘street and two heads’
Quick, we need help – have you got Fay Wray’s number?
Kong gives Stinky Ink staff a spot of sight seeing before the ‘I love printers convention’ in New York
I find it very worrying that his tummy is rumbling so loudly!
You and whose arm pit…
When Ted had told Roy he had a way to get them noticed by the top brass at work Roy had imagined something a little different…
I got a new printer, can you two help me insert this cartridge??????
Speak up, its a pretty draughty lift
Less noise, I could have stayed in and watched Natural World!
This isn’t the way I planned to see New York, but by Kreisler it works!
Kong refused to let Roy and Matt free until they gave him lots of free cartridges!
I sure hope he’s had breakfast!
Another Ape Tromaty
hey you 2 guys if i had gone to stinkyink they would have sold me a cartridge that didnt need pushing in so much.
Didn’t I tell you to give him his cartridges straight away? Now you’ve just made him angry!!!
i think Peter Jackson`s days are numbered, trying to put king kong and 2 hobbits in a sequel just wont work – his excuse “well, it worked on printed paper”
perhaps we should have asked for photo ID when interviewing for the Livechat post…..
King Kong merrily is high
” I know they supply to every make and model but I wasn’t thinking of ‘this’ type of model!”
Is this what they call gorilla warfare?
Roses are red, violets are blue, fast delivery from stinkyink and get good service too.
As ever with Stinkyink, the picture quality was great but there was nothing they could do about the terrible photoshop job!
Roy says to Matt… “What with you, me and Simon Cowell’s cousin here, we’ve definitely got the X Factor cracked”
I told you Harry, people do literally go ape over our low prices!!
I think the boss wants less of our aping about
he’s re-inserted his cartridge
hey john bet you he can’t eat that in one go
I said arrest the griller from BURGER KING not the Gorilla called King Kong!
Looks like a cannon (canon) ……..
“Can you believe Stinkyinkshop makes it affordable to print cardboard cutouts this big?”
“Yes, fantastic…but how do we get down?!”
“AAAAH!”
No need for him to pull down the building to get a cartridge. He can just order it from Stinky Ink!
I usually take the elevator, but the views are better this way, and I manage to get back in touch with my primitive self.
“YOU give him a kiss!!!”
Is that your hand on my bottom? No its the gorillas….aaaahhhh
Jump on, I’ll give you a free lift upto Stinky Inks new office…gggrrrr!
Feeling gay “two for one” tra-la-la-la
What’s wrong…I just wanna say thanks fors the cartridge StinkyInk… I couldn’t find itany where else..
When the boss used terms such as ‘soaring high and above’ in the PR meeting, he wasn’t monkeying around! This is why the men in the Gorilla suits shouldn’t make business decisions… StinkyInk??
OMG look he can touch the sky….he’s about to fly…
Well, if he’s only been Photoshopped in, what’s holding us up here….?
They say ‘Beauty killed the beast….’ so you’ve got no worries!
Top of the range George Foreman griller I asked for…?
Roy said to Matt “I told you we should have taken the stairs”.
AAARGH!
Don’t worry, it’s just my truncheon!
Englishman, Irishman and a Gorilla walk into a rooftop bar and order a round of ape-ricot sours!
Wish this pair would stop monkeying about.
“Aaagh, there’s a gorilla behind us”. “What? Where?”
The lengths these boys go to to deliver to all customers wherever they are!
I’d rather be back at Stinky going the extra mile for our customers then have to go another mile in this sweaty hand!
When I said could I have a lift … this was Not what I had in mind!
Pisa, I said fix the leaning tower of Pisa, that’s what you get when you pay peanuts!
You’ve been konged! Should have gone to Stinkyink.com!
Those stinky ink operatives should stop monkeying around, still better than horse play
Uncertain how to explain to a gorilla that the Buy one get one free offer did not extend to human consumables – the blokes opted for age old negotiation skill … SCREAM!
So what if we might die, were already missing Match of the Day
Another gripping day at the office – the wife’ll never believe it.
Gorilla
“You don’t expect me to settle for an ‘I pad mini’ when I can have the whole tower block – with you two action men on top”
Men “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
‘I think this is a great location to move Stinky Towers to, but not sure about the new pet’.
Memo: rethink home delivery options …
deodorant alert!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, the King’s got a thing for men in uniforms – who knew?
“Why did the gorilla climb up the Empire State Building?”
He couldn’t fit in the lift….
Hey dude, either the Monkey is from Smellsville, or your breath is STINKY INKcorperated!!
and the award for worst photoshop goes to…
You pay HOW MUCH for printer cartridges?!?!?
News Headline
CEO goes ape with comedy duo, over allegations of ink-free printers found in the Sollars System.
“Is he stuffed or are we really really stuffed!”
Matt: Whose stupid idea was it to sign us up for the Boss’s “Away-Day Climbing Experience”.
Roy: Well, the memo said we’d get high enough up to get the ultimate buzz of a blue-sky view of the solar system.
Matt: You’re a plonker Roy….the memo said ‘Sollars’ System…this is another fine mess you’ve got us into.
Roy: I want my mummy!!!
These guys thought they were genius employing the gorilla whilst the lift was out of action…
Think what we’ve saved not using G4S
King kong’s new version men in 2′s make news.
A visit to the zoo on our day off you said
It’s a pupet
Is this the new lift ?
you tell him he,s got bad breath
That’s great the stylus to his Ipad!
OUCH!!!!!!!!
I don’t suppose you have got some Gorilla glue on you.
He’s waiting for the other 3; once we have 4′G’ it’ll really rock and roll……
Jeez! I’ve forgotten my handcuffs again!
a: He looks really mad!
b: Yes; he’s going bananas!
Is it me, or are blind dates a bit diferent these days?
“Thanks God his teeth go upward, I thought he was a dangerous vampire for a moment”
I can’t find the stinky ink discount code up here
Next time, let me pick the place to hangout…!
OK so the Gorilla’s not real but where on earth are we?
Hey boys fancy a night on the town
Yummy banana. Should have gone to Specsavers!
Whilst wheeI woulnt mined a cuppa whilst where up here
As Stinky Gorilla steals Matt and Roy from the Stinkyink’s establishment! PANIC sets in..
But I thought YOU paid the Gorilla-tech account.
Where’s the chuffin door to this microwave then?
Roy: Business seems to be picking up I see. Matt: Yes, I think however, I see a depression coming!! Gorilla: Oh Shut up you two, and show me how to reset my dongle!
‘Confused Roy? I am. I only asked to be promoted, NOT to be raised.’ Aaargh!
The boss really had us in the palm of his hand……
Marvin had always wanted to go up the Empire State Building but until he’d found this offer it had always seemed too dear.
Roy “so matt, that’s how I won new yorks biggest mouth competition, kongs a sucker for mastic”.
I could have told you it was a mistake to try out a Kung Fu poster in the new 3D printer!
“Hey….sexy lady,Kongnam style!”
funny looking cartridge
Just tell him to post the empty cartridges, he does have to bring them.
Gorilla’s in the Misters.
NO!!! Let’s NOT all do the Konga!…..
Most gorillas eat bananas, but this gorilla prefers pairs.
“Do you know the this building is on my foot”
“You hum it son and I’ll play it”
Tell me again why King Kong climbed the Empire State building with us in tow?
Because he couldn’t fit in the elevator! Drr..!
“Thanks I’ll have jam with mine please….”
Roy and Matt walk into a pub, and sees King Kong sitting at the bar
‘KING KONG!’ Roy shouts, ‘Oh, you’re my hero! Please can I buy you a drink??!’
‘Sorry,’ he says, ‘I’ve got a plane to catch.’
Its big, its very big!
My Thong got caught in the car.Yours too
i thought you said we were just going for a stroll
Ouch! He has an INK-credible grip.